keeping up with the-ians
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
yall wanna eat ass but dont wanna watch human centipede
she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door
jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance
im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like
and then it just goes downhill from there
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE LAST ONE.
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
I write sins not five page research papers
This was the best thing Rihanna ever did or said and if you disagree I don’t want to know you